Manege Ferguson Mike Brown long post

“ WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg ”

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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

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yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

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Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

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If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

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wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Jurassic Park [1993]

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs."

"Dinosaurs kill man, woman inherits the Earth"

Watching Movie Night Jurassic Park Mine

Supernatural According to a Three Year-Old

Me: What do you want to watch?
My Daughter: I watch Sam and Dean and Crowley.
Me: Uh, okay. Why?
My Daughter: Because Dean really grumpy and then Cas...Cas-tail he's not invisible anymore because he an angel and Sam is really, really BIG. And Crowley the King of Hell and he has his doggie and he kills bad guys.
Me: I actually think it's the other way around. Aren't Sam and Dean the good guys?
My Daughter: Yeah but sometimes they naughty and Crowley put them in time-out and Gabriel there too because he took Crowley's candy. And Cas-tail comes and yells at Crowley now he in time-out.
Me: So, Supernatural is about Crowley putting people in time-out?
My Daughter: Those people really need learn how to behave. They need a hug.
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